Dear My Future Hubby:

I am a close call between Synclaire from “Living Single” and “Shanice” (Cole’s girlfriend on Martin) kind of slow. Don’t get confused, I’m very bright but I’m just real goofy. Prime example, I like to play with the empty paper towel roll and sing or role play well-known black film scenes (i.e. Tyler Perry or Soul Food). But there may be some days you might question me and ask if we need to collect a check on my ass.

-Your Mentally Challenged at Times Wife